i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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