Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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