they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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