I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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