"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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