His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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