Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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