Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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