Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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