unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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