hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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