i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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