Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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