one might say we're banned from that church
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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