with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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