haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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