just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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