So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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