Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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