at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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