At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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