So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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