I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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