Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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