At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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