I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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