maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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