I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
They took my balls.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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