i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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