Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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