Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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