HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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