I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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