i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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