yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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