i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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