Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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