Plan B is the new Plan A
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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