everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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