I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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