Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
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New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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