New invention idea: vibrating tampons
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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