I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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