Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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