my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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