and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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