Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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