I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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