2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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