My nipple is on Facebook.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Randomize